Looking for a Competent Crew, Friendship, Mile building or Delivery Crew position
Hi - I've just joined Crewbay. I'm interested in finding a position as a Competent Crew, Friendship, Mile building or Delivery Crew. I'm looking forward to meeting some new people! I'm a self taught sailor who has learned a few things from a captain or two. I'm vigilant like a sailor needs to be. Look out there is always an idiot at the helm, a deadhead (spent time sailing the Pacific northwest) or a ghostship. I won't fall asleep on you, I'm a good conversationalist and have a lot of stories if your interested. When I look at the stars I see the history of the universe and they are best seen from the sea at night. I'm good with music, I sing, I have perfect pitch, I'm a serious Christian who doesn't toot his own horn and Is rarely flatulent. Death is always close enough when your a sailor that you don't need to smell it. I'm very easy going, I have a great sense of humour, I'll enjoy a sundowner with you and throw you a dinner party for whatever friends we are making. I'm reasonable but if you cross me in a way that doesn't make sense I have a temper from hell, don't worry I've got a good record for keeping my hands in me's pockets but I hate arrogance like no man. Let's talk about the same thing. I'm trying to make an extremely honest profile here, you should know who's getting on your boat, incompatibility is as bad as incompotence. I'm looking for someone with a sense of humor who I would like to sail with. A joke is a joke but this worlds not a laugh. I'd like to be your friend. My hobby is helping people kick buckets. I am always in meditation. I've got an IQ of 167 and global warming is only is going in one way unless mind over matter changes it. If you put a bucket in the water upside down it always comes up full. Call me swab. I am a vegan however so it's canned or dried beans not canned meat for me and I'm a extremely strict believer in Christ (for a mystic). I don't drink on watch but I do like beer and wine, not hard liquor though unless of course it's free but then I resent you for buying it for me. I do sail downwind but I think upwind is the best point of sail. I wouldn't call myself a captain or a skipper but I do know how to have a man's back and protect his or her's boat with my life. I don't sleep a lot off alcohol or anchor, I am a good chef I like to get up early and cook for everyone before a passage. It's nice for everyone to have a Tupperware of prepared food in the fridge. Money won't buy you happiness, I'm not fully retired but death is dawning everyday, it would be great to be paid but I know how much it costs to own a boat I owned a 34 foot 1947 Hinckley sou*wester. I am a writer, I've got a few global bestsellers in me but I am currently only in pursuit of a small audience. The ocean is Noah's flood and the compass isn't forever but we follow it for now. Why the compass rose points to Greenland I pretend knot to no! I won't run you aground unless of course we have to beach the boat for repair. I would like a paid or unpaid sabbatical on your boat. The first sailors didn't use GPS. Multiple intelligence agencies have files on me but it's a Google world, who doesn't! The rabbit jumps out of the hole goes around the tree and goes back in the hole. I've been in bluewater and I'm a non puker (I don't get seasick, although I've had the ground move like the dock and the dock move like the boat a few times. Never puked on the boat though (not yet at least!). You stare at the horizon when you steer a boat. I haven't made a lot of friends in my life because the devil is between you and me but I will have a lot of friends in the end though. Looking for somebody that's crazy enough to reply to this advert. I'm a handsome Caucasian with long hair a beard and a Canadian passport. I've never been part of the army or navy but you handle the flare gun and I'll try to keep the pirates at bay. It's hard to run away at 15 knots.. or 7 or 8 depending on your hulls.
Fair seas are calling me again.
Sabai.
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